“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart
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the hell are you on about now
perrin we talked about this and you agreed to stop doing this it is scaring everyone at the local store
did you miss the part about me dying of food poisoning
Perrin you made that part up clearly because we're talking right now, you couldn't leave me behind anyway
of course, if you die i die too and vice versa (we’re both empaths)
I knew that (I used my empathic abilities)
this is a textbook case of dramatic irony sean