Meower is dead. But don’t worry! We have a platform where Meower users can bring their communities together!
It’s available at https://blazeapp.net/
Same with us.
yeah just to clarify for those wondering - registrations are disabled due to some spam attacks, but you can still use google/github to make your account and then set up a password if you want.
We are excited to announce that COMING SOON, we will be launching the eStore
The eStore is a store where you can buy digital products from anywhere in the world. What kind of digital products, you may ask? Here is a list of everything we plan to sell (more coming soon).
Music
Audiobooks
Games
TV Shows
Movies
Software
Gift Cards
Subscriptions (more info soon)
eBooks
Digital Services (more info soon)
Wallpapers (This will be our cheapest product due to wallpapers being easily downloaded for free)
Producer-made beats
Online Courses
And a lot more (coming soon)
This will be live soon, so get ready! If you want to contribute to this, we will also create a form for you to submit your own products to be sold in the eStore. More info will be provided in the following days. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Blaze
Meower is dead. But don’t worry! We have a platform where Meower users can bring their communities together!
It’s available at https://blazeapp.net/
The election results are being hosted now! (we are going to be hosting them early)
Be sure to check back every 5 minutes on this link here: https://blazeapp.net/election
We will also be congratulating whoever wins the election, so good luck out there and if the polls are still open, be sure to vote!
WARNING!
DO NOT GRAB THE CHEESE FROM THE MAMMOTH CAVE!
Lately, several anonymous reports and whistleblowers have come out and said that when they got the cheese from the mammoth cave, which is funded by the Auri administration, that their cheese was moldy. Those who have eaten it got stomach poisoning and had high fever for a few days.
To anyone reading this, we advise you to avoid the cheese from the mammoth cave while we speak to the Auri administration to recall the products and fix the issue. We hope that Auri will do the right thing so we can continue to enjoy free cheese in a healthy and responsible manner. Thank you. Stay tuned for more updates!
Sincerely,
Blaze
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
As part of our manifesto, I planned to do many things to keep our nation silly. And I’m keeping them, here’s some progress.
Our 12th point in the manifesto was to “Triple cheese production quotas and fill every easily accessible cave system in the continental United States with cheese. Finish what Missouri started!”. And we are doing this with at a rapid, not just have we reached our triple cheese production quota goal, we’re already filling up our cave systems with it!
Another manifesto point we made was point 17; “Replace the Senate with a 24/7 all you can eat buffet” and I am happy to report that the senate is now a 24/7 all you can eat buffet. Filled to the brim with excellent cuisine, the Senate Stuff-Your-Face Buffet is our nation’s latest and greatest in all things food, yummy!
We’ll continue to fulfil our campaign promises to ensure the silliness of our nation is preserved.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
We will be hosting the US Presidential Results live on Blaze here: https://blazeapp.net/election
Oh, and because you guys liked the post 35 times, Balze will appear again on April 1st.
Well, as you have probably noticed by now, Balze is now just Blaze again. But don’t worry! There is a way you can still call it Balze and have it appear in the browser every time. Simply install this user script made by @JoshAtticus, and make sure you follow the instructions placed by him. Once installed, you can have an experience where Blaze is still “Balze”. Furthermore, you can get rid of WIX’s trackers to limit the data collected by WIX (and we highly encourage using this until we can find a way to block the trackers by default) so your experience is smoother, faster, and much more enjoyable.
Install it here now, only available on compatible browsers using TamperMonkey!
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/486535-fixupbalze
Sincerely,
Blaze
LEGAL NOTICE: JoshAtticus and FixUpBalze are not affiliated with Blaze and do not own the logos to Blaze or Balze. All rights in this code are reserved by him according to the MIT License agreement and Australian law. You are not to copy or redistribute the code without proper permission from the copyright owner. Failure to comply with the law could be met with civil penalties by JoshAtticus ranging from substantial fines to prison sentences under criminal court.
Well, as you have probably noticed by now, Balze is now just Blaze again. But don’t worry! There is a way you can still call it Balze and have it appear in the browser every time. Simply install this user script made by @JoshAtticus, and make sure you follow the instructions placed by him. Once installed, you can have an experience where Blaze is still “Balze”. Furthermore, you can get rid of WIX’s trackers to limit the data collected by WIX (and we highly encourage using this until we can find a way to block the trackers by default) so your experience is smoother, faster, and much more enjoyable.
Install it here now, only available on compatible browsers using TamperMonkey!
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/486535-fixupbalze
Sincerely,
Blaze
LEGAL NOTICE: JoshAtticus and FixUpBalze are not affiliated with Blaze and do not own the logos to Blaze or Balze. All rights in this code are reserved by him according to the MIT License agreement and Australian law. You are not to copy or redistribute the code without proper permission from the copyright owner. Failure to comply with the law could be met with civil penalties by JoshAtticus ranging from substantial fines to prison sentences under criminal court.
Getting rid of Balze in a 3-5 hours! Enjoy it while it lasts. Just thought I would give an extra day since I want to be nice.
Our Balze group is now available! Feel free to do what you like (as long as the ToS is followed)
https://www.blazeapp.net/group/balze-2/discussion/276d643e-e95d-4330-a3a4-0ce26444e128
Hello,
My name is Balze!
Check my website out on https://blazeapp.net/
(Balze will only be used for today)