@qwertyxbutnot

So uh fun story (and zero punctuation)

I was eating school breakfast and I got syrup with it but I didn’t want it then so I put it in my backpack to save for later and then I forgot about it for a month and I was confused because my backpack was sticky so my friend tasted it and it was the syrup

Help people are actually interacting with my stuff on Tw*tter

I don’t like it

I can play part of Wet Hands on a keyboard

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Don’t know what to post

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I’m watching you

It is ten days away!!!!!1!!1!1!

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I’M A MAMAN

T H E C R E A T U R E

I enjoy the fearful puns

The terrifying quips

Okay I’m out of synonyms for jokes

It was in my pocket </3

I have the remains :(

Kentuckerberg

I am suffering.

I don’t have any work to do in math.

So I sit.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE MY PAPER OF HOMOSEXUAL DRAWINGS WENT BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T IN MY POCKET WHEN MY MOM WASHED MY ROBE

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I get to go to [insert “local” amusement park] tomorrow!! :D

It’s for a school field trip???

(By local I mean about two hours away)

ONE WEIRD TIP IS ON AMAZON MUSIC

I’m done with math work, so now I’m going to go draw some homosexuals.

I love the gays!

I’m contractually bound to, but I love them either way.