Protip:
To make your day more dramatic, post a random news story with the title, “It begins.“
twitter is now worth $19 billion, down from the $44 billion when Elon bought it LMAO
as an american I can indeed confirm that we go like “what the heck is a kilometer” and shoot our guns into the air 
(real, not fake)
people use etc either because they can't think of more examples or there are too many examples
PSA:
if someone is telling you to send a discord message with an image of a kid eating popcorn on a discord call (i am not going to post the image here) do NOT under any circumstances send it. it is originated from a CP video. if you send it, your account is most likely getting banned (permanently) within the next minute.
if you want more info, youtu.be/Kyc_ysVgBMs is a good video to watch.
edit: and oh not to mention you will get reported to the authorities
me when i create a regular expression in english class because i am lazy and do not want to look for 30 places where dialogue is
Once upon a time, there was a grandma who loved to break into Google data centers to warm her hands. She knew that the data centers were full of powerful computers that generated a lot of heat, and she figured that if she could just get inside, she could warm up her hands in no time.
One night, your grandma decided to break into a Google data center near her house. She snuck around the back of the building and found a window that was slightly open. She carefully climbed through the window and found herself in a large room filled with computers.
The room was very hot, and your grandma was immediately relieved to be out of the cold. She walked up to one of the computers and placed her hands on the warm metal. It felt so good!
Your grandma sat down on the floor and leaned against the computer. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the warmth. She was so happy and content that she started to fall asleep.
Suddenly, your grandma was awakened by a noise. She opened her eyes and saw a security guard standing in the doorway of the room.
"What are you doing here?" the security guard asked.
"I'm just warming my hands," your grandma replied.
The security guard shook his head. "You can't be here," he said. "This is a private facility."
Your grandma stood up and smiled at the security guard. "I understand," she said. "But I'm not going to leave until you let me warm my hands for a few more minutes."
The security guard sighed. "Fine," he said. "But hurry up."
Your grandma sat back down and placed her hands on the computer. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the warmth. She knew that she would only be there for a few more minutes, but she was going to make the most of it.
When it was time to leave, your grandma stood up and thanked the security guard for letting her warm her hands. She then snuck out of the data center the same way she came in.
Your grandma went home with warm hands and a happy heart. She knew that she would be back to the Google data center again soon.
