Protip:
To make your day more dramatic, post a random news story with the title, “It begins.“
what would you do first if your house was on fire?
run
scream out loud
try to fight the fire
commit code
throwback to when we watched conjunction junction in elementary school
y’all go vote for the PORTLAND MEDIA CENTER for me 
https://www.tcfcu.com/better-neighbor-fund-voting/
today and every day in October 
oh boy I can’t wait until she ███████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ██ so I can ██████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██ ████
I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.
I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.
fun fact: about 5.9% of wasteof posts contain profanity
i’ve just noticed that no one swears on wasteof, like it’s an unspoken rule