Protip:
To make your day more dramatic, post a random news story with the title, “It begins.“
(go take a listen!!)
Behold, “Suited Up”!
I know I just said this with “ONSET,” but this is now the best thing I’ve ever made. And I had so much help making it! Show the team and me some love!
btw I'm going to be gone at a camp for the next week and won't have access to technology so if my bots break I can't do anything about it!
part 1: unforgettable exam mishaps
in our ongoing series exploring the bizarre on wasteof.money, we stumbled upon a jaw-dropping tale. during a math exam, a user named dertermenter experienced a stomach-related catastrophe. an unfortunate decision led to an explosive incident, drenching desks and students behind them. the aftermath left a lasting impression on the exam hall walls. stay tuned for more extraordinary stories from wasteof.money.
(pls istg do not cancel me, i dont even thing this is funny :()
hey wasteof.money enthusiasts, I've got something exciting to share with you today. Have you ever wondered what lies beyond the surface of wasteof.money? well, I've been on a quest to uncover the hidden secrets and untold stories of this enigmatic realm. from bizarre conversations to mind-boggling threads, wasteof.money never fails to surprise me. join me in this adventure of exploration and let's unravel the mysteries together. get ready for an unforgettable journey into the depths of wasteof.money! 
hey wasteof.money enthusiasts, I've got something exciting to share with you today. Have you ever wondered what lies beyond the surface of wasteof.money? well, I've been on a quest to uncover the hidden secrets and untold stories of this enigmatic realm. from bizarre conversations to mind-boggling threads, wasteof.money never fails to surprise me. join me in this adventure of exploration and let's unravel the mysteries together. get ready for an unforgettable journey into the depths of wasteof.money!
my brain is worth 18¢
if I offered you $10 million now, but you died (peacefully) tomorrow, you would not take it. You value the rest of your life more than $10 million. Most people would agree.
But, most people don’t live like their life is worth millions. I’m guilty of that personally.
According to Social Security data, the average lifetime gross income for an American is $1.13 million to $3.05 million. If your life is worth $10 million, you should make at least $10 million. Or the equivalent in something else (like experiences or relationships).
Don’t devalue your life.
so i spent the whole afternoon making (yet another) bot, @irlnews. currently it posts IRL tech news headlines daily. i would appreciate it being checked out !
the framework laptop 16 is available for preorder but it's so expensive for what I want 
api.radi8.dev/flags now has ["progress","trans","gay","pride","lesbian","nonbinary","agender","genderqueer","genderfluid","bisexual","pansexual","asexual","intersex","transfem","transmasc","aromantic","aroace"] flags 
(available at /flags/theflag, use curl in terminal for gay)
aww immark_v2's first swear 
I was just elected with that shit?
