@sigmamale

Sigma Male Tip #18: After watching a movie, adopt the personality of the main character. It doesn’t matter how bad they are.

Sigma Male Tip #17: Drink your own urine without a straw.

Sigma Male Tip #16: People are just objects to be used for your own amusement.

Sigma Male Tip #15: Fall down the stairs, its the fastest way down.

Sigma Male Tip #14: A girl once asked me my favorite position. I said CEO.

Sigma Male Tip #13: Shit your pants, rebel against toilets.

Sigma Male Tip 12: Be vegan not because you love animals, but because you hate plants.

Sigma Male Tip #11: Never wipe after taking a shit. It helps assert dominance.

Sigma Male Tip #10: Understand the importance of silence.

Sigma Male Tip #9: Learn from the mistakes people make from the advice you give them.

Sigma Male Tip #8: Bros before Hoes

Sigma Male Tip #7: Girls give me headaches, boys give me head.

Sigma Male Tip #6: Always run away from your problems, its free exercise.

Sigma Male Tip #5: Gamble your families life savings on crypto.

Sigma Male Tip #4: The best place to go to on a date is a lake, as it is easy to dispose of evidence.