@jeffalo can you retweet this so I can be a wasteofamousperson pls
Florida man arrested for eating a taco sideways while ddosing a Starbucks
And robbing the judge of his wristwatch while riding a zebra eating an Elephant
Basically the news
@jeffalo you should add a thing so you can run code snippets on replit or something with a button
And all of the other things I suggested
The other day I accidentally found a way to unlock an old iPhone by asking Siri what 2+2 was… it opened the clock because it thought I said what's the time I clicked on it and pressed home. 
