@theglasspenguin
i’m a person that does things like drawing comics, writing code, and also tons of other things that i’d hit the character limit if i tried to explain.
[2023-10-14 02:02PM] <+theglasspenguin> it's taken you 2 hours to respond
[2023-10-14 02:03PM] <+theglasspenguin> i win
if (date == “Oct 11” && date != prevdate) {
theglasspenguin.age = theglasspenguin.age + 1
}
prevdate = dateit’s the first week of october and i’m already burnt out how on earth will i make it to june
here's to 4000 users! let's all thank @jeffalo for making this site so awesome!!
modern windows but it looks like windows XP and isnt jank and/or paid + has a cool ass pink theme 
my brain sure does like trying to make something out of nonsense
if r/showerthoughts has a million haters, i am one of them
if r/showerthoughts has 1000 haters, i am one of them
if r/showerthoughts has 10 haters, i am one of them
if r/showerthoughts has 1 hater, i am that hater
if r/showerthoughts has 0 haters, i am dead.
this but basically every ‘essay’ i’ve ever written
history essay but instead of analytical paragraphs it’s an unstructured autistic infodump
Another day, waking up, going on my laptop, and being disappointed that the wasteof slander hasn’t been released. @human release it plssssssssss
something in my head still wants to me to join twitter
1953 (
) is superior to garbage (
)
somehow i look at a good-looking color palate and my brain just releases the happy chemicals