oh shit i’m both
the first exists to let the second rest and the second exists to fine-tune the first
sometimes i make decisions that make me wonder if i’m my first thoughts or my second
sometimes i make decisions that make me wonder if i’m my first thoughts or my second
was he always like this
Sometimes i wonder why we cant just, idk, be like animals, ya know? Like why cant we do whatever the hell we want?
I mean, if i was a cat and i wanted to go and lick my own ball sac in a public park, noones gonna say anything about it, but as soon as i try lick someone elses, im suddenly told to put my pants on and stop trying to grab peoples balls. Its absolutely ridiculous
why haven’t they added a watering can emoji yet
i mean i guess this can be part of one but i want a full one 
i kind of wish there was an internet equivalent of this sometimes but i can’t think of any
i should really bring a watering can whenever i go outside
then i can water people i don’t like and tell them that one day they’ll grow into someone better
i kind of wish there was an internet equivalent of this sometimes but i can’t think of any
i should really bring a watering can whenever i go outside
then i can water people i don’t like and tell them that one day they’ll grow into someone better
i should really bring a watering can whenever i go outside
then i can water people i don’t like and tell them that one day they’ll grow into someone better