@thekicker

dreaming of a day when i can search “worm” and get not gross results

wait i’m dumb i was thinking of rain directly infecting you but there’s also plenty of diseases that contaminate sources of water through rain

ah last second organization

never fails to be worse than being completely disorganized

anyway do rain-borne diseases exist

because it definitely seems like it would be pretty effective if it was possible

who’s @potato_chip

ok i need to know i keep forgetting to ask this question

when you insert fucking in the middle of words i.e. abso-fucking-lutely (i think there was a name for that but i forgot what it was)

how do you do that for exactly

ex-fucking-actly? e-fucking-xactly? ek-fucking-zactly? e>-fucking-<actly?

after continuing this train of thought i ended up on “space is where the universe does its own physics experiments”

what better place is there for doing experiments of extreme and sometimes violent conditions than an empty void where the nearest anything is lightyears away

a lot of the cool things in space just emit a lot of light in a very cool way

they’re the ultimate shiny things

oh shit i’m both

the first exists to let the second rest and the second exists to fine-tune the first

sometimes i make decisions that make me wonder if i’m my first thoughts or my second

was he always like this

why haven’t they added a watering can emoji yet

i mean i guess this can be part of one but i want a full one

i kind of wish there was an internet equivalent of this sometimes but i can’t think of any

i should really bring a watering can whenever i go outside

then i can water people i don’t like and tell them that one day they’ll grow into someone better