@theycallhermax

im a wasteof user yay

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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

ngl vanilla laptops should have touch bars

Feb 26, 2024, 10:15 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

i wanna practise german because i wanna move to germany

Feb 26, 2024, 10:12 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

me: *tells this guy the gayest thing ever*

john person: you’ve hit rock bottom

Feb 26, 2024, 10:02 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

i wish i were so much shorter

Feb 26, 2024, 9:21 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

yeah the notifications are annoying me now

gonna stop using fedi for a little while

Feb 26, 2024, 9:14 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

so what if i pull up to school in a skirt?

Feb 26, 2024, 9:06 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

i wanna cuddle a ‘haj

Feb 26, 2024, 9:00 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

lilypad @lilypad

the 3 “X”s problem

we currently have 3 “X”s - “X” itself, threads, and bluesky. we don't need any more “X”s. lilypad aims to be the third tumblr, making tumblr itself, cohost, and lilypad

what is an “X”?

an “X” is characterised by:

  • completely featureless black and white theme, rarely with small amounts of blue

  • owned by a huge corporation who are clearly focused on making large sums of money

  • incoherent or unsearchable branding

these tropes are often made fun of, but inexplicably draw large user bases.

then what makes a tumblr?

a tumblr is characterised by:

  • very distinct and coherent design style and theme

  • user-focused app (themes, content, asks, etc)

  • fun (mascots (see cohost’s eggbug), colour, brand accounts have a personality (see tumblr’s twitter))

conclusion

the world needs more tumblrs. go ahead and start a silly little wasteof clone, there are/were already a few (darflen, postLit). you might learn something new, and you'll definitely feel happier than scrolling the latest “X”.

Jan 13, 2024, 1:48 AM
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Feb 26, 2024, 8:58 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

i just tried to type “when” and i typed “length” instead

i think my alternate identity is trying to tell me something

Feb 26, 2024, 8:42 PM
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theycallhermax @theycallhermax

one of my fedi followers said that they’re going to be going to see fireworks with their family and they wouldn’t be back until 11 pm

they never posted since then, and i’m kinda concerned for them

Feb 26, 2024, 8:06 PM
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