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united_nations @united_nations

Ok @vietnam you may have won the hide and seek war but take a look at the new map!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/removed/edit

#Newasia

Jan 27, 2022, 12:20 PM
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united_nations @united_nations

Recently we found news of Russia amassing its military on the border of Ukraine. The United Nations would liekt o be the first to say:

1.) Not cool guys

2.) We can act like adults and sort this out over a game of rock paper scissors

3.) Lets continue to be best buddies

4.) Russia will have economic sanctions placed on them that will send them into a Russian Great Deppression.

5.) I want froyo

#Sanctions #Saveukraine #Froyo

Jan 27, 2022, 7:52 AM
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united_nations @united_nations

The United Nations has decided to place an economic sanction on @vietnam and all goods containing green and brown paint of any shade, super glue, and advil shall no longer be allowed to in the country.

We are determined to win this hide and seek.

#Hideandseekwar #Vietnam #Sanctions

Jan 26, 2022, 2:24 PM
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united_nations @united_nations

Australia has finally opened up its borders for the first time since it shut them. Only vaccinated Australian passport carriers are allowed in. No Vietnamese. Or any of the other races but they specifically said the Vietnamese.

#Australiaisopen #Vietnam #Vaccine

Jan 26, 2022, 12:19 PM
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united_nations @united_nations

@nasa wanna make a giant heat seeking satellite to find the Vietnamese? I’m tired of playing hide and seek. #Gianthideandseekparty #nasa #Vietnam

Jan 26, 2022, 11:54 AM
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united_nations @united_nations

Due to progressions of conflict on the Russia-Ukraine border, the United Nations is placing a sanction on Vietnam. We felt like it, no further questions. #SaveUkraine #Vietnam #Sanctions

Jan 26, 2022, 11:46 AM
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