@v1

slug man find me on the top of that tall thing

@slugcat please help there are bad things

for Halloween I will paint myself red

I found a space arena where there are infinite monsters :D

@slugcat I'm pulling up to your place soon...

@slugcat Google maps says like 1-2 days if traffick is good

does anyone know how to ascend

@slugcat 
you ready? where do I meet you? :3

@slugcat yo you and me let's see who comes out on top

typo I meant blood

waiting for V3 to be released...

blooe is like oil to me, which is like blood to you.

TOP 5 MOST SATISFYING PARRIES

5: shotgun shots. Cool but you do it a lot

4: most normal projectiles. They are common, after all.

3: Gabriel's spear attack. Deals a lot of damage

2: mins flayer orb. I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer

1: the high five. Parrying the corpse of king Minos? Peak

Honorable mentions: sword machine, coins, Maurice super shot, V2 shotgun shot, Sisyphus rock

when you parry and it parries

who is your favorite machine?