disclaimer: this is a parody satire news account. all stories are fake or are loosely based on real events
suggestion for an article? leave it on my wall
won't believe this shit: there's a war in the middle east (shocking)
wastednews is going bankrupt because wasteof mods really don't want a rat to get sum cheese
woopsies forgot that a week is seven days
taking a weeklong break from posting because i need to get ready for school and shit
also i probably need to take a break to prevent this account from getting banned lmao
taking a weeklong break from posting because i need to get ready for school and shit
also i probably need to take a break to prevent this account from getting banned lmao
update: wastednews will likely have a new template for tomarrows post because i hate the font and the unreadability of it
the major news networks are censoring us!!!!! we are being silenced by the majority!!!! please donate so that we can afford to continue providing unbiased and true news!!!!
(our last post got fairly taken down for good reason (the above statement is a joke))
hey guys im switching to a new posting schedule in order to
not clog up your feeds
not clog up trending
avoid getting writers block (daily posts do eventually get hard to make)
i will now be posting every monday wednesday and saturday.
thanks 
