It's done! Everyone should switch as soon as possible from the APK version of @wasteofmobile to the Google Play version as soon as possible! If you'd like to repost this to spread awareness that's cool - if not, just download it 
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.micahlindley.wasteofmobile
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