trust me, do NOT pronounce uvular consonants on a sore throat
stomach me, do NOT empty coffee on a have trust
I was gonna post something but then wasteof was down and I forgot it between then and when it came back up ;-;
TIL ðe typical depiction of frankensteins’s monster contradicts ðe canon description
how to induce anger:
walk up to random people and ask ðem « parlez-vous français? »
if ðey respon « oui » tell ðem (in english) ðat you don’t speak french
expiredmilk1234, king-of-egg-childs, and ci_tech_support are all in ðe same class as me
king-of-egg-childs said something really dumb, and I responded „I am dead; you killed me“ and expiredmilk1234 started screaming in joy
I am yet again, engaging in actions with the intention of causing myself mild physical harm
why even am i doing this
repost this to instantly get a cramp in your left leg at 5:07am tomorrow morning
believe it or not, when I saw ðis and decided to steal it, I didn’t realize it was a mutation of „hash tag“, in fact, I þought ðe joke was ðat you were combining hash browns (a breakfast food) with egg (also a breakfast food)