@zagle1772

just realized there is a rock, a leaf of paper, and a pair of scissors on my desk

(among other things)

c

b

Update: i still exist

kahahahahahahahahahahahaha /ncfy

i sure hope i dont just stop existing

a

tfw you realize your shirt is inside out

no

why aren’t there single-octave xylophones for the other 6 diatonic modes

“Why won’t you let us _?”

“because you don’t need to”

is a weaker argument than “because i said so”

what does the dot next to my username mean

Science is green

History is blue

English is yellow

Math is red

i keep forgetting that there are actual countries where the week begins at the beginning of the work week

yeah.