mef @mef

so many reposts yet no mentions of cubes, I’m disappointed in humanity

trafika @trafika

Oh… Oh no…

pkmnq @pkmnq

and “accidentally” gave me the “chance” to replicate it, allowing “me” to make a “bootleg” app called “clever pokemon go clone name goes here”

silly @silly

Bruh all I did was update the software

trafika @trafika

Good. Don’t let this happen again.

silly @silly

It’s back

trafika @trafika

I made the servers with just my bare hand. Hand crafted server. Give it back at once or I will tell Nintendo.

silly @silly

Wow didn’t know you had the Pokémon go servers

trafika @trafika

YOU STOLE THAT FROM MY BASEMENT!!

silly @silly

Guys I finally found the server we’re on about

pkmnq @pkmnq

and then “when” it’s “open source” i’ll “port” it to “Haskell” (or at least attempt to, then “quit”)

silly @silly

You have fun with that, I’ll rewrite JokeBot in python and (eventually) make it open source

trafika @trafika

I WILL!

pkmnq @pkmnq

“Have fun” with your “legumes”, my “lineage” is going to make a limestone computer. “Year” by “year”, the computer is “built”, “adjusted”, “toppled”, “rebuilt”, until it’s “finally” complete and “structurally integrate”. I’m not “saying” sentences properly anymore, which is a “sign” I should “stop”.

trafika @trafika

What if I made the first computer using PEANUTS?!

pkmnq @pkmnq

“Everything” runs on “plants” and “rocks”. Fossil “fuels” are used to “make” the computer “parts” and the electricity “used” to “run them”, and “plants” are the “producers” of the “energy” “we” “consume” “daily” to “live”, “producing” the oxygen we “breathe” as a “waste” product.

silly @silly

Then it’s running on food

trafika @trafika

Fair

pkmnq @pkmnq

let’s “just” not “run” a “server” on “anything” and just “do it” manually, then go “insane” handling “thousands” of “requests” in “one second”

silly @silly

How about lemons? Or strawberries? Maybe @zu could lend a hand!

trafika @trafika

Hell naw, I’m sticking with potatoes!

silly @silly

someone quick make a kickstarter

pkmnq @pkmnq

why does “everything” always “run” on “potatoes”? can’t “they” “run” on “tomatoes” at least one time?

silly @silly

I can’t counter this, the only way I could make it better would be rgb

trafika @trafika

You fools. MY SERVER RUNS ON A POTATO!

silly @silly

You foolish mortal run a server on an Ethernet Jack? Hah! My pi hole “server” runs using wifi!

oren @oren

jeffalo said it was because the ethernet plug was loose

oren @oren

wasteof was down for a few minutes

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