We today announce that we are making a ‘Gay Day’ so whenever 2 same-gender people walk in, they must legally date and kiss.
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What if I’m straight
ok but what if they dont want to
The intern wrote this, I have no clue
I don’t want to pay taxes
Then dont
ok bad example but ok
I meant get an accountant to do it but ok
no like i meant you can’t do stuff that’s illegal but i do it all the time
ignore what the intern wrote further down, commit tax evasion
yeah, you’re right, i definitely should come up with a better example
Hee hee ha ha
the future is now
actually based