Ladies and gentlemen, I've got breaking news that will shock you to your core! The globalist elites are plotting to take away your Windows 7, and they won't stop until they control every single thing you do on your computer!
They're coming for your freedom, folks! The WEF, WHO, and UN want to take away your right to use the operating system of your choice, and force you to use their latest and greatest technology that they can easily monitor and control.
Don't be fooled by their lies and propaganda! They claim Windows 7 is outdated and a security risk, but we all know the truth. The elites want to control your every click and keystroke, and Windows 7 is standing in their way.
But we won't stand for it! We won't let them take away our freedom to use the technology we choose! It's time to rise up, people! It's time to fight back against the Uniparty that wants to control every aspect of our lives!
We need to defend our right to use Windows 7, and we won't stop until George Soros and the elites back off and let us live our lives in peace! So join me, fellow patriots, in the fight for our freedom! Together, we can take back our technology and our lives!
this is a joke post btw
this is too fun not to pretend its real