make sure everyone lets their icecubes melt before they drink their soda
i’m honored that u appreciate my mind-state. this is 1 of the greatest joys ive ever experienced. to celebrate our friendship, i’d like to invite everyone on waste of money to go out to olive garden for dinner tonight. im paying.
breadsticks for all!!
case and point
u may think im a parody or funnny account but im actulally real i promise im just acting funni rn
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i made sure!!!