So, my little legionnaires, as Iâm sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who canât format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk youâre MEANT to think âwho would say this? Why would they say this? This doesnât make any sense!â
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If youâre really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
because i personally have it out for you
why do i always have to remember that i gotta do school stuff at like 10 PM 
mine was a bakugan i liked when i was four and i forgot what it was until now and thought it was just some blue dude but this post reminded me
the funniest thing about internet culture to me is that somehow everyone had the same childhood. like why did everyone have an imaginary dude doing parkour alongside their cars when they were bored as kids?
(mine was a clone trooper btw)
sending my best hackers to take this project down
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chick-fil-a ranked as number in a post by oren⌠looking into thisâŚ
Fast Food ranked
S: Chick-Fil-A, Five Guys, Cinnabon, Moeâs, Culverâs
A: Marcoâs Pizza, Chipotle, Pizza Hut, Jersey Mikeâs, IHOP
B: Popeyes, Dominoâs, Dunkinâ, Bojangles, Freddyâs, In-N-Out (only been there once), MOD Pizza, Sonic
C: McDonalds (but only their nuggets), Hardees (aka Carlâs Jr), Dairy Queen, Arbyâs
D: Taco Bell, McDonalds, Subway, Wendyâs
E: Burger King
YOU DESERVE THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE OF THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELLFIRE
good tweet
self-proclaimed âdark humorâ enjoyers have a hard time trying to make a joke that isnât about black people
sometimes i get bored and i think about all the little people in my computer i can make life a little bit more difficult for
hate computers what is this even
Got the latest software update for SeanOSâ˘, features include:
Improvements to the firewall against the COVID and flu viruses.
A small sense of achievement.
Bug fixes and improvements.
Known bugs:
Temporary discomfort due to manual installation method.
Heightened sense of needle phobia for a brief period during installation.
Overall the install went well, seems to be a pretty solid incremental upgrade.
hate computers what is this even
Got the latest software update for SeanOSâ˘, features include:
Improvements to the firewall against the COVID and flu viruses.
A small sense of achievement.
Bug fixes and improvements.
Known bugs:
Temporary discomfort due to manual installation method.
Heightened sense of needle phobia for a brief period during installation.
Overall the install went well, seems to be a pretty solid incremental upgrade.
hate computers what is this even
Got the latest software update for SeanOSâ˘, features include:
Improvements to the firewall against the COVID and flu viruses.
A small sense of achievement.
Bug fixes and improvements.
Known bugs:
Temporary discomfort due to manual installation method.
Heightened sense of needle phobia for a brief period during installation.
Overall the install went well, seems to be a pretty solid incremental upgrade.
hate computers what is this even
Got the latest software update for SeanOSâ˘, features include:
Improvements to the firewall against the COVID and flu viruses.
A small sense of achievement.
Bug fixes and improvements.
Known bugs:
Temporary discomfort due to manual installation method.
Heightened sense of needle phobia for a brief period during installation.
Overall the install went well, seems to be a pretty solid incremental upgrade.