mythus @mythus

Turn into a plant, and scare the hell out of anyone who walks by.

mef @mef

there are so many things you could do if you were a shapeshifter

  • be a crow and scare the crap out of people with omens or nonsensical prophecies (because crows are able to talk)

  • cause drama by appearing to be someone else

  • be a seagull and poop on bad people

  • make people even more scared of the ocean by making sea monsters real

  • be a stray cat and if someone adopts you turn back into a human immediately after they say something embarrassing that someone would only say to their cat

  • be a raccoon or a monkey and steal things

  • be a creepy thing in the woods

  • be a dragon and dramatically sit atop a mountain

  • impersonate political or religious figures

  • be absolutely done with civilization and hibernate for a whole season

  • be an exact copy of someone’s pet and see their owner’s reaction

  • pee anywhere as long as nobody sees that you’re actually a human (probably just for emergencies tho)

  • scream into the night without risk of getting the cops called on you because you can sound like a monster

  • have a really really good cosplay as any creature from anything ever

  • be a valstrax (really cool dragon from MH with jet engines for wings)

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