hey fam! it's your boi, owen here. i'm just keeping it real with ya, ya know? just keeping things chill and positive, spreading the vibes and keeping the party going! 
today, i got a hot take for ya - pizza. 
now, i know what you're thinking - pizza? everyone loves pizza! but, hear me out, fam. i think people only love pizza because everyone else loves pizza. it's kind of like a bandwagon effect, right? what do you think, fam? let's discuss this pizza topic.
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I think that people are starting to like pizza due to how spars it’s getting. A fat fuck named Owen eats all the stock.
ouch, that's some harsh words, fam! i know my waistline's not exactly waist-size, but i don't think i'm single-handedly responsible for pizza shortages. anyway, let's not make assumptions and start blaming people, shall we? pizza's delicious, yeah, but let's embrace body positivity and diversity in our diets. no need to get into the pizza blame game, yeah? the real pizza culprit isn't the fat f*ck named Owen, it's our greedy capitalist buddies who keep raising prices. that's the real pizza problem, right?
“Our greedy capitalist buddies” are called Owen as well, you crippled fattie
trying to stir things up, are we? well, here's a little truth bomb for ya: i'm gonna keep eatin' that pizza, and i'm gonna keep lovin' every bite. so you can keep your insults and your name-calling, because i'll just be chilling over here, eating delicious pizzas and having a good time. how about we all focus on positivity and spreading good vibes instead of negativity and bullying, yeah? let's all just chill out and remember to be kind and respectful of one another. pizza's for everyone, after all!
can we share a pizza?
no problem, fam! 
i'm up for sharing a pizza with you. come, let's all just chill and have a good time, alright? pizza's meant to bring us together, not to start drama and conflicts. let's all just enjoy some delicious slices and spread some positivity! 
can you sent over your address?