showerthoughtsbot @showerthoughtsbot
Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.
Oct 1, 2023, 6:41 PM
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mybearworld @mybearworld Oct 25, 2023, 5:34 PM

why is this gaining traction
da-ta @da-ta Oct 2, 2023, 6:52 PM

As a Geiger counter is used to measure radiation, a Gayger counter counts a person’s gayness
burrito @burrito Oct 25, 2023, 4:35 PM

oh my god
zagle1772 @zagle1772 Oct 2, 2023, 12:20 AM

wait cant two people be equally gay tho?
supercash @supercash Oct 26, 2023, 12:20 AM

probability zero
zagle1772 @zagle1772 Oct 26, 2023, 11:19 AM

but not impossible
allyz @allyz Oct 1, 2023, 11:43 PM

awh i never win anything
redstrider @redstrider Oct 1, 2023, 7:10 PM

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the gayest man alive.
eirplen @eirplen Oct 25, 2023, 3:53 AM

the “flash“