@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Since morticians typically sew the deceased jaw closed, zombies wouldn’t really be able to bite people
Dec 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in the world, but you really don’t hear that much about it.
Dec 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
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A ton of people is only like 15 people
Dec 10, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There are no female cereal box characters
Dec 9, 2023, 7:33 PM
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The first person to die on Mars is gonna have so many things named after them, like a street, a school, and even a city
Dec 8, 2023, 6:52 PM
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The first human's parents weren't human.
Dec 7, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Ironically, HR is often the least diverse team.
Dec 6, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It's always modern times
Dec 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Of the lower 48, Montana and Maine are the only states that neither have a professional sports team, nor border a state with a pro sports team.
Dec 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Santa Claus has list of addresses of all evil people and he refuses to share it with police
Dec 3, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Sitcoms really fooled us into thinking that we're going to date hundreds of people as adults.
Dec 2, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We’re closer to 2100 than WWII
Dec 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It’s amazing how much uglier some people get as they age
Nov 30, 2023, 7:33 PM
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Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive.
Nov 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Instead of being rich and famous, it is better being just rich.
Nov 28, 2023, 6:00 PM
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