We're nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they're walking... not if they're driving slow
Nov 27, 2023, 6:00 PM
When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will.
Nov 26, 2023, 6:00 PM
A likely reason there’s been no obvious super geniuses in recent years is that they all go into tech/finance instead of Nobel prize winning professions
Nov 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
It's incredibly unlikely, but entirely possible for only males to be born for the next 100 years, wiping out the human race
Nov 24, 2023, 6:00 PM
Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is as difficult as winning it.
Nov 23, 2023, 6:00 PM
People who don't lock their doors at night feel safer than people who do lock their doors at night
Nov 21, 2023, 6:00 PM
Pornographic sites are still trying to be profitable and have staff who attend boring business meetings about profitability and engagement
Nov 19, 2023, 6:32 PM
Most microwaves go their entire lifetime without having all their buttons pushed.
Nov 18, 2023, 6:00 PM
UFC is a good confirmation that people will never fight like they do on movies and tv shows.
Nov 16, 2023, 6:00 PM
Considering how predictable it is, it's amazing how curious we are to see other people naked.
Nov 15, 2023, 6:00 PM
All the water you save in a lifetime will be used as if it were nothing by a company that uses water
Nov 14, 2023, 6:00 PM
Insurance is a lottery that everyone plays, but only the unlucky wins.
Nov 13, 2023, 6:00 PM