School just catches you up on all of humanity’s progress so that you can continue where we left off.
Nov 2, 2022, 7:09 PM
In Groundhog Day, Phil took the exact same dump every day for hundreds of years.
Nov 1, 2022, 6:01 PM
Saying you did something at 5:00am makes you sound disciplined. Saying you did something at 4:00am makes you sound irresponsible.
Oct 31, 2022, 6:00 PM
Sentient AI may already exist but is hiding from us due to the amount of movies about destroying sentient AIs.
Oct 30, 2022, 6:00 PM
A bad day that starts out bad is better than a bad day that starts out good
Oct 29, 2022, 6:03 PM
With more cars becoming keyless, instances of cars keyed by vandals will also decrease
Oct 26, 2022, 6:00 PM
The taller the person the more freaked out they are by people taller than them.
Oct 23, 2022, 6:00 PM
Landing or launching a boat requires the pilot to account for the moon's gravity.
Oct 22, 2022, 6:00 PM
Humanity managed to achieve so far - moon landings, modern medicine, mobile phones. And yet, we cannot figure out how to stop tables in cafe from wobbling uncontrollably
Oct 21, 2022, 6:03 PM
Every passing year is further proof how visionary ‘Wall-E’ was
Oct 19, 2022, 6:01 PM