Apple AirPods have free engraving so that someone is less likely to buy your used case.
Nov 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
The human body is symmetrical on the outside but not on the inside.
Nov 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
Dads fall asleep while watching TV because sitting comfortably around a flickering light source with your mate and offspring checks about 90% of the contentment boxes of the caveman brain.
Nov 10, 2023, 6:00 PM
Liquor enthusiasts always list off non-consumable items when describing the taste of liquor.
Nov 9, 2023, 6:03 PM
Almost every mythical creature sighting in ancient times can be explained by the fact that visually impaired people didn’t have glasses back then
Nov 8, 2023, 6:00 PM
You will regret buying a 1 year subscription for a dating app regardless of whether or not you find a partner.
Nov 7, 2023, 6:00 PM
Cartoon vomit is almost always green, but real vomit is rarely, if ever actually green.
Nov 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
In an age of environmentalism and cartoon reboots, it's surprising Captain Planet hasn't gotten a reboot
Nov 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
It’s harder to win an argument with a stupid person than with a smart person.
Nov 4, 2023, 3:57 AM
The average person lives a better life than the kings and queens of past ages.
Nov 2, 2023, 6:00 PM
It's weird how we've never seen a dinosaur ghost, even though billions of them died in very gruesome ways.
Nov 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
You know we have hit a technological wall with cell phone improvements when the only thing Apple pitches about their new phone is that it's made of Titanium.
Oct 31, 2023, 6:00 PM
The potentially best Formula 1 pilot might be so poor that they never even get the chance to drive a car.
Oct 30, 2023, 6:00 PM
Some people love zoos because they love animals. Some people hate zoos because they love animals.
Oct 29, 2023, 7:52 PM