It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks.
Oct 3, 2022, 6:00 PM
Once you’ve experienced depression and sadness the difference between them becomes super clear
Oct 2, 2022, 6:00 PM
Trees actually live underground, they just use the upper portion as a snorkel
Oct 1, 2022, 6:00 PM
According to polls, 100% of people are willing to answer a poll
Sep 30, 2022, 6:00 PM
The majority of jokes are told to entertain others. Dad jokes are mainly told to entertain yourself.
Sep 29, 2022, 6:00 PM
Superheroes only wear capes to show that they're flying in pictures, otherwise they're just a hazard. Edna was right.
Sep 28, 2022, 6:00 PM
In a world where superheroes exist, you’ll be stupid not to take a construction related profession.
Sep 27, 2022, 6:00 PM
Someone who gets flown off by a superhero must have their ears pop terribly during the ascent.
Sep 26, 2022, 6:07 PM
Humans have been so successful at life that we look for things to ingest that have 0 calories
Sep 25, 2022, 6:09 PM
At some point humans shifted from existing with nature to bending nature to our will. And we’ve been paying the price ever since.
Sep 23, 2022, 6:00 PM
The average adult probably has hundreds of thousands of lyrics memorized but they won't realize they have it memorized until the song starts playing, even decades later.
Sep 22, 2022, 6:00 PM
The twist at the end of Monsters, Inc. was that a child’s laughter produced more energy than fear. Monsters, Inc. was a movie that made children laugh. The movie was probably produced by monsters.
Sep 21, 2022, 6:00 PM
Irony of life. Waking up at 6 am for work is impossible. Once you retire. You wake up at 6 am voluntarilly.
Sep 20, 2022, 6:00 PM
Blimps are one of the only forms of advertisement people are actually excited to see.
Sep 19, 2022, 6:00 PM