@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Our Sun is a star in a constellation we will never see .
Nov 17, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Since carbon dioxide is denser that oxygen, we lose weight when we breath.
Nov 16, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Most people are ok with suffering, as long as they are not the victims.
Nov 15, 2022, 6:00 PM
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When counting with your fingers the traditional way you can only count to 10, using binary you can use them to count to 1024
Nov 14, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk
Nov 13, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you serotonin
Nov 12, 2022, 6:00 PM
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In the span of half a century, we went from cars that have neither have cassette players nor CD players, to cars that have cassette players, to cars that have CD players, and then back to cars that have neither.
Nov 11, 2022, 6:00 PM
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We're the only species who eat hot food.
Nov 10, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires
Nov 9, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.
Nov 8, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Psychics have a chance of winning the $1.9 billion Powerball Jackpot but choose to work for $37 an hour.
Nov 7, 2022, 6:00 PM
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You've probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate
Nov 6, 2022, 6:25 PM
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We live on a planet where every so often, a mountain explodes. And we're just supposed to be okay with that.
Nov 5, 2022, 6:00 PM
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The way society views donkeys versus zebras is an example of how pretty privilege works.
Nov 4, 2022, 6:00 PM
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You never see a snail arrive. They are always ‘just there’.
Nov 3, 2022, 6:00 PM
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