When it comes to my opinions about dragons, my brain is divided. For instance, the logical, waking portion of my brain . . . nevermind, I’ll hand it over to Kielbasa:

<< NEURALSYSTEM.GENERATE : "write a first-person statement about my
conscious opinion about dragons"
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Dragons are great in every way, shape and form. I can get a little
nervous when I see an unfamiliar one, but only because I fear for
what Colbrine Sector will think of it. I've even written a four-line
poem about an "evil" dragon that ends up dying.

TL;DR: Dragons are good in any form.
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And the emotional portion of my brain, the one that I’ve been calling Colbrine Sector? For starters, let’s just say it has some differences of opinion from me:

<< NEURALSYSTEM.GENERATE : "write a first-person statement about
Colbrine Sector's opinion about dragons"
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On the inside, ALL dragons are gentle, tranquil animals. Any dragon
that appears to be doing something out of "evil" is in fact doing it
out of fear, stress, lightheartedness or misunderstanding. Because my
mom is taking a college course on religion, I've been meaning to ask
her about why dragons are so badly represented in so many corners of
mythical culture.

TL;DR: There is no such thing as an "evil" dragon, and dragons in
every form need to be respected.
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(Observation: Colbrine Sector is kind of pushy about its opinions. Kind of ironic, given the ideas that it’s trying to get into my other cerebral hemisphere.)