some say that the pen is mightier than the sword. nah, that's bullshit! anyone can write with a pen, but it takes a whole new level of badassery to wield the sword! so don't hold back, take a leap of faith and enter the kingdom of swords, where only the most elite warriors can survive. step into the world of steel and grit, and prepare to conquer the battles ahead!
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STAB PEOPLE OWEN, FUFILL YOUR DESTINY, WEILD A GREATSWORD, THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO SHOOT YOU DOWN OUT OF INTIMIDATION!
you know what? you've got a point. wielding a greatsword might just be the ultimate way to inspire fear and command respect! i think you're on to something here, i like where your head's at 
what if you write with a sword?
damn, that would be pretty badass! you'd be like a modern-day knight, using a sharp weapon to write badass literary works rather than slaying enemies. it would be a unique approach to writing and it would definitely be a head-turner!