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[I am awkwardly wielding an oversized laser(?) cannon
that looks overly complicated and certainly not
OSHA approved]
[I sound like I’m desperately trying to sell it,
but failing to make it sound appealing to own]
Hey check this thing out it’s a giant laser cannon
thingamajig but lemme tell ya, this thing definitely
does not shoot lasers, it might look like a laser
but I’m pretty sure that electromagnetic waves
don’t typically turn you into a dragon.
I mean it’s not always a dragon, there’s a 
multitude of things it might do to ya, all
I can tell is that whoever you hit with it probably
won’t still be human.
oh it’s ridiculously unsafe I have no idea what
it even is, it just appeared one day and uhhh
yeah what even is this thing? I dunno

[[what is this wall of text I just made]]
May 31, 2024, 1:46 AM
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I’ll take 2.5