Imagine if the Lunch ARG had been real . . . actually, don't.

ENTRY 8.5.F - The Lunch Truth

I had a dream that I had noticed an abnormal client in #MineralFish. Some time later, when I was using Shellfish from my phone, it returned and started bubbling about the Lunch. I tried to defuse the situation, claiming that I had a BBIY level pack to play (which I did). The client said "Oh, really?" and an audio clip resembling   lunchluncheatmypuppyyumyumyum started playing. I opened my laptop and joined Shellfish from there, and discovered a video clip playing in a VLC window, depicting Jacky walking through an outdoor area at night while talking to himself about the Lunch. I opened the Apple dropdown menu and discovered that the "shut down" option had been replaced with "lock out right click". The right side of the control bar lacked any icons to suggest that it was being remotely viewed or controlled by conventional system functionality. I clicked the "lock out right click" option just to see if it helped the situation. The video clip displayed a picture of RivaPuppy with googly eyes and nothing else happened. I clicked the restart option and booted into Windows, and the curse of the Lunch did not follow. Later, I returned to macOS and discovered that the malware had passed AND the audio and video broadcasts had both been saved to my downloads folder! Sweet!