Naked Man In A Field

Q: There is a naked man lying, dead, in a completely empty field with nothing around him, nothing to trip over, and nothing to harm him in anyway. All he is in contact with is a piece of straw in his hand. How did he die?

A: He was in a hot air balloon with his friends, and the balloon was rapidly falling. So his friends dropped the sandbags to lose some weight, but it was still falling too fast. They decided the only other way to lose weight was to throw their clothes over, which explains the man's nudity. Howvever, when they realized they were still falling, they drew straws out of the basket of the hot air balloon and the man with the short straw was pushed over.