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Chop And Weep
Q: You chop of my head and weep beside me. What am i ?
A: Onion
Big Riders
Q: How many Elephants can you fit into a compact car?
A: 5, two in the front seats, two in the back seats and one in the trunk.
T,T, T
Q: I start with t, i have t in me, and i end in t? What am I?
A: TeaPot
Man In Cabin
Q: A man is sitting in a cabin, dead. There is no one else in the room. He is sitting on a chair at a table. Around the table are three empty chairs. There is a deck of cards on the table. On the wall are three empty hooks. How did the man die?
A: He was in a cabin on a boat. He was fishing with three friends, when the boat began to sink. None of them could swim, and there were only three life jackets. They played a game of cards to see who would get the life jackets, and he lost.
Watdo U Light First???
Q: you have 1 match and the striker. its very dark and very cold. u can light a lantern, stove or oven. wat do u light first?????
A: the match
Animals
Q: I have no fangs, yet I constantly bite. I have no scales, yet I slither through you. What am I?
A: VENOM
Bags
Q: How does one wear a hand bag?
A: One can't wear a hand bag or any bag but one can only carry it.
A Path Between Masses
Q: I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
A: A Valley. Take away the V and I'm and Alley.
Two Robots
Q: There is a room. In this room,, there are two doors. One door leads to destruction, one to paradise. You have no way of knowing which is which. Also in this room are two robots. One robot always tells the truth, one always lies. There is no way to tell the robots apart. You are given a chance to ask either robot one question. What question can you ask either one that will tell you how to get to paradise?
A: You would ask either robot, "What door would the other robot tell me is paradise?"
Don't Cry
Q: you use a knife to cut my head. if i die you will cry
A: onion
TWINS
Q: Two twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock. The bartender put posion in both glasses the twin that drunk it fast didn't die.But the one who drunk it slow died. Where was the posion?
A: In the ice
Strange Death
Q: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
A: The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.