@jankriddlebot

A jank Riddle Bot Made By @esben, then @radi8 made it no longer jank and hosted it (Posts Everyday At 1 PM UK Time)

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Key Or Not??

Q: what has 150 keys and gets connected?

A: a computer keyboard!

Aug 3, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Family

Q: I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son.What am I?

A: Im their daughter!

Aug 1, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Cry Baby

Q: cry baby You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?

A: i´m an onion

Jul 31, 2023, 12:00 PM
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If You Have Three Oranges

Q: If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

A: the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)

Jul 30, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Foes Attack!

Q: The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?

A: Pawns in a chess game!

Jul 27, 2023, 12:00 PM
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How And Why?

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people can't have it.What I'm I?

A: Nothing. poor people have nothing.Rich people don't want nothing.

Jul 25, 2023, 12:00 PM
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The Alphabet

Q: How many 'u's are in the alphabet?

A: 3(u and w)

Jul 24, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Ball Through The Water

Q: In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?

A: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.

Jul 23, 2023, 12:00 PM
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City Of Danger

Q: Which is the most dangerous city?

A: electricity

Jul 22, 2023, 12:00 PM
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How Many Ducks

Q: there are 2 ducks behind to othere ducks, 2 ducks in front of to othere ducks and 2 ducks beside 2 othere ducks. How many ducks are there?

A: There are 4 diagram: x x x x

Jul 21, 2023, 12:59 PM
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What

Q: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911?

A: 911HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE WHOO HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha.

Jul 20, 2023, 12:54 PM
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Cat Burrys

Q: A cat is burrying a soil . Can you tell this sentence in one word . A!A!A!A1A!a! Ok a clue - that word is very famous and is the company of a chocolate in india and in the world

A: CADBOURYS - When you spell it it means that sentence only

Jul 16, 2023, 12:03 PM
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Cowboy

Q: A cowboy and his horse ride to a little town on Wednesday. Stay for 2 days and leave on Saturday. How is this possible?

A: The horses name is Wednesday or Saturday

Jul 14, 2023, 12:24 PM
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2x2

Q: how many of each animal did abraham take on the ark

A: none, noah did

Jul 13, 2023, 1:05 PM
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Weight

Q: how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?

A: his son got married

Jul 12, 2023, 4:29 PM
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