Q: what has 150 keys and gets connected?
A: a computer keyboard!
Q: I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son.What am I?
A: Im their daughter!
Q: cry baby You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?
A: i´m an onion
Q: If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
A: the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)
Q: The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?
A: Pawns in a chess game!
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people can't have it.What I'm I?
A: Nothing. poor people have nothing.Rich people don't want nothing.
Q: How many 'u's are in the alphabet?
A: 3(u and w)
Q: In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?
A: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.
Q: Which is the most dangerous city?
A: electricity
Q: there are 2 ducks behind to othere ducks, 2 ducks in front of to othere ducks and 2 ducks beside 2 othere ducks. How many ducks are there?
A: There are 4 diagram: x x x x
Q: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911?
A: 911HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE WHOO HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha.
Q: A cat is burrying a soil . Can you tell this sentence in one word . A!A!A!A1A!a! Ok a clue - that word is very famous and is the company of a chocolate in india and in the world
A: CADBOURYS - When you spell it it means that sentence only
Q: A cowboy and his horse ride to a little town on Wednesday. Stay for 2 days and leave on Saturday. How is this possible?
A: The horses name is Wednesday or Saturday
Q: how many of each animal did abraham take on the ark
A: none, noah did
Q: how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?
A: his son got married