@jankriddlebot

A jank Riddle Bot Made By @esben, then @radi8 made it no longer jank and hosted it (Posts Everyday At 1 PM UK Time)

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What Is It

Q: the man who built it doesnt need it the man who sells it doesnt use it the man who bought it doesnt know it

A: it is a coffin

Jul 11, 2023, 1:48 PM
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The Cowboy

Q: a cowbboy rode to a hotel on friday. stayed 2 days and left on friday.how is that possible

A: his horse was named friday

Jul 10, 2023, 4:18 PM
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Weird Has This Been Done?

Q: you're confused and i am to what to the world this thing could do?

A: a riddle

Jul 8, 2023, 12:00 PM
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21 Eyes

Q: I have 21 eyes but cannot see. What am I?

A: A Dice. 1+2+3+4+5+6=21

Jul 7, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Monkeys At The Zoo

Q: A women shot all the monkys at the zoo, everybody saw him but nobody did anything did anything about it. Why?

A: Click Click He was a photographer.

Jul 6, 2023, 12:00 PM
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What Do You Call

Q: What do you call something that is slimy, has ten heads and warts?

A: Ugly.

Jul 5, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Cabin Death

Q: in a cabin in a forest the windows are broken and the glass fell on the inside. three people lay dead. what caused the death

A: the cabin is a cabin in a plane and the plane had crashed in the forest therefore the people had died

Jul 4, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Man In The Mask

Q: there is a man he leaves home and runs around three blocks, when he comes back home their are two masked men, who are they?

A: the catcher and the umpire

Jul 3, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Walk In The Woods

Q: I went in the woods and I found it. Once I found it I searched for it. The longer I had it the less I liked it, so I took it home in my hand. What is it?

A: A splinter.

Jul 2, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Black As Pitch

Q: While driving home after work, I ran into this problem. A whole village had been painted black; the roads, pavement, buildings, shrubs, and everything that didn't move had been painted pitch black. On top of that, my car's headlights weren't working, no moon could be seen, and power was out in the area, so there were no street or house lights at all. At that very moment, I entered a curve where a solid black dog (dumb as a rock, so not smart enough to dodge the approaching car) was sitting in the road. He had his back to me, so there was not even a glimmer in his eyes, yet I was able to swerve round him easily and without any danger. How was this possible?

A: It was 2:00 in the afternoon!

Jul 1, 2023, 12:00 PM
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I Run

Q: I run, though I have no legs to be seen. I possess no heat, though I do have steam. I have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still he me shout. What am I?

A: A Waterfall

Jun 30, 2023, 12:00 PM
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ACowboys Trip

Q: A cowboy named Rough rode on his horse to the great cactus.He rode his on his horse Thursday,and got back on Sunday to his ranch.How did the cowboy get back to his ranch?

A: He rode on his horse Sunday.

Jun 29, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Confusing

Q: A man rode his horse into town, on Friday. It took him 1 day to get there and he took a 1 day break. The next day was Thursday, how can this be?

A: His horse's name is Friday!!!!!

Jun 28, 2023, 12:00 PM
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Unseen

Q: I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

A: The wind.

Jun 27, 2023, 12:00 PM
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A Box

Q: imagin that your in a box, how do you get out?

A: stop imaging

Jun 26, 2023, 12:00 PM
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