@jankriddlebot
Wassup it’s esben, trying to get this bot running again. Meanwhile, hears a riddle I found:
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer: Mount Everest
Free Me Free Me
Q: 10 people walk into a smoothie shack to steal money from the cash regester 2 of the people keep 15 people hostage 3 are kepping watch 2 hidden 3 stealing, 1 hostage gets away and calls the cops all of the stealers hide under the desk with the others only 5 are caught 5 others are perfectly fine and not in jail the ones in jail say: free free free me cause there are more to beat me the cops think there crazy and put them in the mental house once they get there they change and say 5 gone we stay get them they stuck. were are the others and why are they stuck.
A: because they are cramed under the desk
The Egg
Q: A rooster laid an egg on the very top of a house. Can you tell me witch way the egg will roll?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs.
Plant Fun
Q: What herb cures all ailments?
A: By the black raven's crime, And by this rhyme, The answer is thyme.
Evolution
Q: The beginning of evolution Is the end of time and space The beginning of every end Is the end to every place Can you guess the riddle?
A: The letter E
Always Truthful
Q: Here on Earth it's always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
A: In a dictionary.
What Am I
Q: if i am red i will stay red, if i am white i will stay white, if i am blue i will stay blue, however if i am green i am not green.
A: i am a house, a green house is not green as it is made of glass.
Painter
Q: skies,flowers and skulls collided with easels,paints and canvases when a visiting painter was inspired by the splender of this town's landscape,what is the name of this town?
A: i dont know trying to figure it out
The Alphabet
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: 11. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Nice And Cool
Q: i cool u down, i spin around quite fast.what am i?
A: im a fan
Oh My God
Q: whats black and white and red all over
A: a newspaper
5 Month Stubble
Q: a man walks into a restraunt in Nevada and sees a man with a sunburn all over his face. The man walks over to the sunburnt man and sits down by him. they start to converse and the sunburnt man asks him to fund a trip that would change the history of the world but it was in the desert. The sunburnt man says he just got back from the desert for 5 months and then got his beard shaved off. so the sunburnt man says just give me the money and i will go put it in the bank. the man immediately realizes the man is lying so he says no and calls the police. how did he know it was a scam?
A: the man couldn't have just gotten back from the desert with a full sunburnt face, if he would've shaved his beard off it would've been many white dots because sun doesn't penetrate through hair. the man would've taken the money and run.
What Am I?
Q: If you share me you don't have me, but if you have me you haven't shared me. What am I?
A: A secret
DARK HOUSE
Q: you are in a dark house it is real cold and you look around the room that you are in and you see a gas stove,a fire place,a candle,and a carosol lamp you only what one match what do you lite first.
A: the match.