Troubleshooting De Ting: Extended Edition
PROBLEM: VIDEO IS BLUE AND BLUE ON THE THING.
SOLUTION: NONE AT THIS TIME.
TROUBLESHOOTING:
>(TECH SUPPORT) IS THE THING BLUE? TRY REINSTALLING THE THING.
>(TECH SUPPORT) THING REINSTALLED. STILL BLUE.
>(ENGINEER) CANNOT RECREATE THING IN LAB.
>(ENGINEER) PROBLEM ALMOST RECREATED. THING RED.
>(SHADE1982) The thing is now orange and annoyed at being experimented upon.
>(BETH) The thing is also green, and very angry.
>(MIKE) And we don't like it when it's angry.
>(PUL2V) Thing escaped disguised as sled dog.
>(PUL2V) Norwegian tech support in pursuit with helicopter, rifle, and thermite grenades.
>(VIKKI) Thing [DATA EXPUNGED]. Three casualties.
>(MIKE) Thing was finally apprehended using SCP-[REDACTED].
>(ENGINEER) THING NOW SAYS IT'S CLOBBERING TIME.
>(ENGINEER) Thing pacified with application of Hostess™ fruit pies.