Icelandic Water Dragon: “I can't get a learner’s permit, as I would have to put serious attentiveness into actual driving. The Unsustainability would put me in too much mental danger to do driving training, let alone actual long-distance driving.”

Five minutes later…

Icelandic Waters: “Pfft, just send me the quiz index ahead of time and I'll be ready by tomorrow morning.”

Icelandic Water Dragon: “What if the quiz isn't open book?”

Icelandic Waters: “I wouldn't be concerned about that.”