OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

In our mission to make our nation as silly as possible, I am here to announce yet more achievements to complete our manifesto!

The sixth point we made in the manifesto was that “Arch Linux users to get a free badge to indicate they are Arch Linux users” and I am thrilled to say we are shipping now! Just let us know you use Arch, and we’ll post you a wonderful badge to show off that you’re an Arch Linux user, btw.

Points 20 and 21 of our manifesto were to “Make the Atlantic Salmon the new National Bird” and “Rename the National Bird to National Birb” and we’ve done just that! The Atlantic Salmon is the new National Birb! Look at how majestic it is!

And that is just some of the things my administration is doing to ensure the nation keeps its reputation for top tier silliness intact on the world stage! I’ll return in the near future to share even more of what we’re doing to achieve my manifesto’s goals, and even more.

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