way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
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wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true, because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in leonard nimoy's butt.
…i was off by three, but i still won the grand prize. that's right, a first class one-way ticket to
AAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1
AAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1
aw yeah
you know ive never been on a real airplane before and i gotta tell ya it was really great
except that i had to sit between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
and the little kid in the back of me kept throwing up the whole time
the flight attendants ran out of dr. pepper and salted peanuts