way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
AAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1
AAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1
aw yeah
you know ive never been on a real airplane before and i gotta tell ya it was really great
except that i had to sit between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
and the little kid in the back of me kept throwing up the whole time
the flight attendants ran out of dr. pepper and salted peanuts
and the in flight movie was BIO-DOME with PAULY SHORE