salad @salad

way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

Dec 7, 2024, 3:37 AM
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so we got married and we bought us a house and had 2 beautiful children

nathaniel and superfly!!11!!

oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

but then one fateful night, zelda said to me

she said "sweetie pumpkin? do you wanna join the columbia record club?"

hold on now, baby, i'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment

so we broke up and i never saw her again but thats just the way things go… in

AAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1!1!1

AAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1!1!1

epic guitar solo

anyway things really started looking up for me because about a week later i achieved my lifelong dream:

thats right i got me a part time job at the sizzler

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