way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
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nathaniel and superfly!!11!!
oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
but then one fateful night, zelda said to me
she said "sweetie pumpkin? do you wanna join the columbia record club?"
i said WOAH
hold on now, baby, i'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment
so we broke up and i never saw her again but thats just the way things go… in
AAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1!1!1
AAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1!1!1
epic guitar solo
anyway things really started looking up for me because about a week later i achieved my lifelong dream:
thats right i got me a part time job at the sizzler
i even made employee of the month after i put out that grease fire out with my face. aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that, i was gettin' a lot of attitude