way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
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ok like one time i was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
when i see this guy marty tryin to carry a big ol sofa up the stairs all by himself
so i, i say to him, i say "hey, you want me to help you with that?"
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and then he gets all indignant on me
he’s like “hey man, i was just being sarcastic!”
well that’s just great, how was i supposed to know that?!?
ᶦ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ, ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ˡᵒᵘᵈ…
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso Boy! So what's he complaining about?
say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days!