hi hi hi, pinned post time (subject to change bc people change)!
online aliases (in order of preference): ally, ally :), allyz, ally smile
essentials: she/her, person of color, in university on my 2nd degree (suffering) ♡
mainly post stuff about my life! i try to keep my profile a happy, comfy & safe place. i also really like existing peacefully, so if you’re here to say things that will hurt people’s feelings or cause arguments, this is not the place for you :)
interests:
detroit: become human, skyrim: the elder scrolls v, minecraft, SCP, one direction, louis tomlinson, drawing, writing, donating blood, everything everywhere all at once, resident evil 2 & 4, valorant, my adventures with superman, hitman
making my way downtown (moving fast because my boss called me into work last-minute and i need the money)
very surprised that i got through an entire vacation with my worst injury being a bruised thumb. pretty impressive work ngl
everyone thinks you’re crazy for bringing paper fans on vacation until the weather becomes unbearably sweltering :)
Something about people hitting high notes when singing is so (platonically) attractive… how did they do it
going to the beach and wading knee-deep in the water is pretty nice :)
except for the rocks and sand getting caught in your sandals
shoutout to the people in zoom meetings who always like your chat comments when you can’t unmute
every time i am happy that my love for a game has started to slow down to a normal person amount, a new game takes its place 
my brain is still in crunchmode from summer classes even though the term ended last Friday… like calm down, the war is over
being gripped by a new interest while you’re in the throes of finals is NOT a desirable experience
at this point the doodles i’ve been making of increasingly worried-looking cats on my in-class work are a cry for help lolololol
so apparently i’m secretary of housing on wasteof.money ??
anyway i have decided to open communal housing to any for whom it would be a wise financial decision. rent will be set at a flat rate of $500 USD per month - less than a quarter of the average U.S. rent - for a maximum of seven roommates per living space :3
being the animal shelter for my friendgroup’s modded minecraft server is funny because every time i log on there’s been a change to who’s in my house:
- i adopted one (1) green firebird, JADEN
- one of my friends dropped Esmerelda the green firebird at my door
- another one of my friends unceremoniously gave me B*st*rd (uncensored in reality lol) the green firebird
- the roof of my house somehow suffocated Esmerelda
- I adopted CIDER the red firebird, 4 skeleton horses, and two horses
- yet another friend left EK-[insert something I forget all the numbers] Fiva Board the green firebird inside my house, claiming that he would pay rent (in all fairness, he did)
- yet another friend spawned Jonothan the cow on my porch and decided that I should keep him
- B*st*rd’s owner acidentally killed him while relocating Jonothan
- i adopted four cats: WAIMARIE, KORORIKO, MĀKOKO, and MIETTE, and two dogs: TOTOA and and an as-of-yet unnamed dog
- We saved Edward the enderman from damnation by putting him in a boat, but he was preventing me from sleeping, so I moved him outside under a tree
- the friend who dropped Esmerelda with me is now planning to keep Manny the wooly mammoth at my house
- the guy who spawned Jonothan the cow accidentally killed Edward while giving him a new house, so we adopted Edwardina to cope with our loss
- the same guy also brought 2 pandas and a nudibranch (???) to storage at my house.
update: i am building a server zoo