hi hi hi, pinned post time (subject to change bc people change)!
online aliases (in order of preference): ally, ally :), allyz, ally smile
essentials: she/her, person of color, in university on my 2nd degree (suffering) ♡
mainly post stuff about my life! i try to keep my profile a happy, comfy & safe place. i also really like existing peacefully, so if you’re here to say things that will hurt people’s feelings or cause arguments, this is not the place for you :)
interests:
detroit: become human, skyrim: the elder scrolls v, minecraft, SCP, one direction, louis tomlinson, drawing, writing, donating blood, everything everywhere all at once, resident evil 2 & 4, valorant, heathers (both movie & musical), hitman
my friend has waited for like half a year for me to swear lol
i promised him i’d swear once on my last day at school and i finally did it 
theres this one classmate in my lecture and she has such a cute voice and accent avlskdjf
ugh we stan waking up for an online lecture and saying “good morning” to the profs, only for it to come out horribly cause morning voice
you know it’s your senior year when you spend the morning after teaching a science class on a Zoom call with one of the other senior instructors (who also happens to be my cousin) having a life crisis over graduation
please give me some petty but overall harmless insults (e.g. i hope the saltwater ruins your clothes and I hope you spend the rest of your life sleeping alone) to use :]
i keep forgetting what the numbers in my discord tag are when i have to give someone my tag even though im online like every day, is it just me?
i made a pickup line irl that was like “hey are you the apollo moon rocks? cause you’re looking like a national treasure” and one of my friends just went “but when I think of national treasure i think of nick cage”
lmao apparently i wasnt the only person who witnessed the fight/lockdown 3 days ago and it started with someone stealing a phone and texting the owner’s mum that the owner was gay as a joke. c’mon man ._.
POPcat gif, but it’s just screaming “AAAA” every time it opens its mouth
i owed my best friend like $10 for prom dinner (I already paid $40 cause it was crazyyyy expensive) and i gave it to him just now and he called it drug money lol